Player Bio: 3rd year player Rocky
Tironi is Team Walmart's best player. When your best player is Tironi, you aren't looking at a very good season.
Tironi is an average WR, at best, in the XOFL and lacks speed and quickness of a Travis Wenz or Frank Elmuccio. He did
play in a Cereal Bowl a few years ago, but lost the title game.
Name: Rocky Tironi
Acquired By: Team Walmart
XOFL Experience: 3 years
Playoff Record: 1-1
Cereal Bowl Record: 0-1
NFL Player Most Similar To: Steve McNair
Most Respected Player in the XOFL: Tyler
Individual Season Goals: Upsets
Team Season Goals: Upsets
Individual Stats Prediction: 15-25 TD Receptions,
5 TD Thrown, 4 INT's
Team Stats Prediction: 3-7 Record
Career Highlights: Playing
in the Cereal Bowl
Rival: Adam Bowlby, "Cuz he's a bitch"
Strengths: Not many...but does have experience...Not
sure how much experience will factor in this season, considering he's on a team with Rog Guild and Jeremy Carter.
Weaknesses: Lacks speed, lacks quickness,
possibly could have an edge on the league if we were in a swimming pool.
Quote from Tironi- "Everyone might think
we are going to be a weak team, that maybe true, but we have speed...ROG GUILD."
Quotes on Tironi- "Well Rocky isn't the
best football player, he's not the fastest, or the smartest, he isn't the most agile, he's not even the coolest, but he's
great in the sack."- Bobby Lang, of La Policia
Did You Know...that Tironi is following
in the footsteps of Michael Phelps, Olympic swimmer. Tironi just finished a successful swimming season and is now looking
for an XOFL Championship...
(yea ok...that was a joke about XOFL Championship)